get typed by sofie
face me on zoom... if you dare 👁
face me on zoom... if you dare 👁
typing call with sofie
a typing session with me includes:
~60 minute Zoom call with me, we won’t stop before your heart has been properly dissected
my approach is structural, breaking down your archetype into its essential bits: center theory is my 5 brain’s passion
recording of our call to rewatch and share with a hidden youtube link
graphic with your typing details + your trifix archetype symbol
follow-up questions during your typing crisis on discord
if you’re a patreon god, you’ll receive a €5 discount - just PP €55 and include your discord name
after payment, you may send me collages, your cringe poetry or social media accounts if you are extra keen on being seen from all angles
i’ll reach out to you via god mail or on discord to schedule our seance to call upon your heart
if you are eager to know your type, this option has a faster turnaround - usually within 7 days after booking
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€60 EUR
typing video dissection + roast 🧿
typing video dissection + roast 🧿
typing video submission with sofie
i type, roast and analyse your video offering
includes:
questions for you to answer on video (will be sent to you after successful payment)
~60-90 minute recording by me, analysing and structurally explaining your type & patterns (elitist snobbery and potential giovanni cameo to be expected)
trailer, explanatory in-video links and outro summing up your typing details
typing includes core + wing, trifix + ghost trifix (wings on fixes) + instinctual stacking
follow-up questions on discord when you have your typing crisis
what happens:
25 minute time limit on your video submission (yes, that is enough, i won’t dissect the 3 hour tragic tale of your life)
you may send me your art, collages, your social media feed, or whatever you feel is relevant to your character - i’ll include these in my analysis
turnaround is roughly 5-21 days after I receive your video, depending on demand. please note, I may email you a clarifying question.
no discount for discord gods as the video submission is significantly more time-consuming for me to edit and finalise
€65 EUR
typing call with sofie
60 minutes over zoom
Availabilities: Monday - Wednesday 8-10am UTC, Monday - Thursday 7-9pm UTC, flexible on weekends. or write to enneagod@gmail.com to schedule outside of the above-mentioned window.
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sofie will bring a torch into the labyrinthine corridors of mind and show you around in undying hope of uncovering the warped shape of your true heart. her approach is both intuitive as it is analytical, dissecting your full archetype and instinctual neurosis to feed it to you in its structural bits. sofie’s eyes will look behind the veil of your beliefs and deduct their origin. one X-ray session of your sleeping soul extends at least 60+ minutes.
…and many more typing videos posted on discord.
join and watch them all!
FAQ
for the 6s
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i am more flexible within the CET time zone. ask me on discord @knulla or write GOD on enneagod@gmail.com
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too bad. no refunds.
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if you cancel last minute, you better have good reason to do so (an elaborate story will appease me more than a pity party).
if you change your mind after purchasing but before our call, we don’t offer refunds. goblins are greedy!
if you ghost then god will keep your money. how lucky for us goblins!
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you may not! we provide our goblins with a typing crisis service in our discord for all your upcoming questions. if you want to have a back & forth, at least other gobs will learn something. i won’t be sending endless mails to you.
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no one is “qualified” to type, but we are the best option you have. centers of intelligence & the law of three are the oracle bones of our process.
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sofie, the thinking heart, will use her 5 brain knife to dissect your trifix into its structural bits. if you have a lot of questions or want to understand your type better, she’s your passive force.
mary lydia, the doing heart, will lift you up and send her heart beam to illuminate your core. she is a kind, loving and strict mommy, educated in a variety of healing modalities. if you need extra reassurance and magical fairy dust, get her active force on the call.
alex, the heart-sworn god of gods, may or may not reveal herself on video. her energy will press against yours to assess your type + vibe with her omnipotent tuning fork. her separated 5 head will hover over your video and coldly judge your character. if you want her bad hexy to give you shivers, she is the invisible force to have in your typing video submission.
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your best option is to join our discord server via patreon for €2-5/month. you can post a typing video and let our bril iant gobs have a shot. you won’t receive an official typing but the feedback can be illuminating.
on discord we have monthly draws among the sugar goblins. the winner will pick an untyped goblin to be typed by sofie. be interesting enough, maybe you’re lucky.
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reach us at enneagod@gmail.com