meet the gods

we are what remains of the severed heart of an infamous purple-green enneatroll group, formerly known as Goblins of Discord.

we are the heresy, the bleeding heart. our group was forged in 2021, when most of us first conspired in discord channels to learn about how the enneagram ruins our lives.

we are here to create heart-lore, discover the hidden secrets in the mystic math of the enneagram, meme the archetypes with wit and depth, and we are offering a platform for random girlies ⚧ who want to vibe with us.

we are reforging from the splinters of our shattered treasures to write a new chapter for the Cult Of The Heart. from goblins to gods, we will ascend.

  • sofie

    sp/so 4w3 5w6 9w1 eternal fetus

    sofie has fostered an obsession with the enneagram ever since her despairing therapist mother threw a copy of riso/hudson onto her bed, grunting: 'read this, you’re a 4.’ 17 years later and the fascination has become her life blood. the enneagram has been her most meaningful tool in understanding the prison that is her personality. it is a fountain of grief, horror and wisdom that is ever present in all layers of reality to the ones who see. sofie would rather not have everyone know of this secret key, but prefers the ones interested in it to go deep and see beyond the unsatisfyingly hollow excessive enneagram content that has been flooding the world. her steckenpferd in enneagram theory is the exploration of centers and the scramble of those.

    when sofie types you, she will bring a torch into the labyrinthine corridors of your mind and show you around in undying hope to uncover the warped shape of your true heart. her approach is both intuitive as it is analytical, dissecting your full archetype to feed it to you in its structural bits.

    sofie lives at the end of the planet in northern europe, but she would rather live in a cave of stalactite crystals, hidden from the surface, create self-symbols as tokens of her heart and ignore the third dimension that is her lost gut center - reality - at all. sofie’s interests beyond the enneagram are scarce as is a 5 fixer’s brain, but they include writing poetry she never shares with anyone, sewing the dresses she would have worn had she been rightfully born as a victorian aristocrat and acquiring the skills she needs to live a secluded life in her curated snow globe.

  • mary lydia

    sx/so 2w3 9w1 7w6 live laugh love

    mary lydia is a mommy to all who loves caring for all of her darling enneagoblins! she has a background in multiple healing modalities, but believes that love & the enneagram can save the world. she’s currently seeking her masters in counseling and plans to incorporate the enneagram into her practice. she believes that the enneagram accesses our true essence and true heart in a way she never found through traditional therapy, alone. She particularly loves helping people feel empowered and discover freedom through its lens.

    ‘If thou wilt deign this favour, for thy meed

    A thousand honey secrets shalt thou know:

    Here come and sit, where never serpent hisses;

    And being set, I’ll smother thee with kisses:

    ‘A thousand kisses buys my heart from me;

    And pay them at thy leisure, one by one.

    What is ten hundred touches unto thee?

    Are they not quickly told and quickly gone?

    Say, for non-payment that the debt should double,

    Is twenty hundred kisses such a trouble?’

  • alex

    sp/sx 1w9 4w3 5w4 bad hexy

    t̵h̷o̷u̵ ̴s̵h̴a̷l̷t̴ ̵h̴a̶v̵e̷ ̸n̶o̸ ̴o̶t̸h̷e̴r̴ ̸g̷o̵d̷s̴ ̷b̸e̵f̸o̷r̸e̴ ̷m̸e̸

  • •° chanti 🔮 moon flower °•

    sx/sp 7w6 9w8 4w3 crystal shit

    Interested in Art, Antiques, Tribal fusion Bellydance, the Strange & Unusual, exploring interesting places & People. Collecting Treasure & Strange Beauty wherever she goes...

    🐍•°🔥°•🦴~🔮~🗡️•°🫀°•🦎

    Interests in self exploration began after repeatedly bumping into the same hurdles… Someone pointed out she would bend everything to her will & doesn't take "no" for an answer. She just phrases the question differently or goes to other people. That was a painful realization. Cuz this was a unconscious pattern she didn't thought anybody could see her Do... 💀 💀 💀

    (The horror)

    This was about 7/8 years ago.

    It started when a friend who studied psychology brought a book about the enneagram... (( But this book was obviously flawed... )) And mistyped as a 4. .... 😸💀

    This is not really useful. Let's move on to other systems, she thought... & explored different Typology fields... After that she moved back to the enneagram and found out she was obviously mistyped 🧜‍♀️

    •°☾•✨✦⋆°♡°⋆✦✨•☽°•

    People are like puzzles to solve. 🐍

    It's intriguing... And the enneagram feels like a Lifehack...

    Ever since she found out how deep ennea hole goes. She kept exploring and met some like-minded and fascinating peoples along the way ✨👌 🩸

  • M̴̭̬̻͕̳̉̏ͮ͌̽ͬ͌̈̓̋͢Ȋ̩͙̬͈̝̲̣̫͎̘͖͓͛͆̊L̷̛̘̘̘̼͖̰̹̗̲̺̼͙̭̠̰͆̈̄ͬͯ͋̑͛ͨ̈̀ͪ̉ͮ͘̕͠͝D̵̹̟̠̠ͨ̐̑̎̚͜R̸̡̨̖̤̮̥̭͎̳͖͎̳̐ͦ̓͂̏͑̂̌ͣ́̀ͨͤͦ͢͡E̴̺̥͈̾ͯ̿̿͂ͪ̾̎̔͘̕Ḏ̷̷̨̢̛̱̭͓͖̱͚̱̙͆̆ͣ̓̿̆̎͐̅̇̍̐̅ͬͨ̕͟͠ͅͅ

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t̫̅̉͛͐_̵̴̖̝̩ͤ̀͑ͤ̉ͩ͝ͅh̨̯̯̦͔ͯ̿̔̏ͩ̾ͯ͟ę̟ͬͮ͋̎̀͘͠ 5̡̡͉͙̳͎̭̇͑ͥ̊̅.̨̛͕͇̝͙͋̈́̑̃̅_̧̧͓̻̮ͥ͒̀̎̚͘ W͢h̵̶̙̳̜̜̱͓̞̻͍͇̳͊̌ͤ͆̐̆ͮ̀̊ͫ͘͟͢͞͞͞͝e_̪͚̝̤̦͎̝̊̑̀͒͑͗̇͌n̤̥͓ͭ̍ t̸̟̣̥̦͎̣̣̱͙̰ͪ̒͑̓͌ͯͭ͒͟w̴̢̡͈̞̟̫ͦ̇̾͂̋͌̒̌ò̠̕ 9̛͖͈̦̫̳̗̜̆̓ͤͫ̍͋̏ͭͦͮ͝͠͝-̢̛͉͎̱͔̋͑͐5͉̘͖ͤs̵͖̩̞ͣ͑ͪͬ́ͤ̉̎̾͋ á̸̢͉̣̂̕̚r̮͖̝͂̐ͯ͆ͦͥe̼̥͆_̷͇̮̯̼ͣ̏̀̎ͩ̋̅ͯ̿ͪ͟͠ i͇͓̦̪͉̫͌̂̃͢͝n̦̞͕͂̔̈́ͅ_̙͉͑́͊͊̆͢ t̴̫̝̝̫̝͉͈̣̭ͪ̉͐͊ͬ͋ͦ̓ͦ̿͋ͮ͘ḧ̝͉̘́ͫ͑̈̒̈́e̶͖̺̰͎̦̳̱͔̐́ͭͯ͒͒ͨͩ͆̏͑́ͅ s̷̴̵̨̗̟̫̝̪̳̫͇͎̠̙̲̐̈́̌͒ͨ̏́́͑ͫ̍̆ͬ͝͝a̛̼̫̽ḿ̓͝͝e̻͙̝̜̼͔̔̀ͨͧ͂͌̑͘͠ p̲̝̗͓̔͌̉ͭ͢l̨͍̥̱͉͚͌́̃͛̃̋̍ͮ̆̚͡ą̷̧̜̒̇c̷̡̳͎͍͈̋̔̐̒ẹ̮̩̹̳̲̍͊̽͆͒̃̊͢͢͠,̴̶̵̵̨̧̢̦͚͍̗̾̐̈́̃͜͜͝͡͡ t̵̸̷̵̯̝̮̦̰̺̙̜̀́̈̿̍̽͢͟͜͝ͅh̸̨̠̪̤̬̦ͨ̓ͬ̅ͅe̡͕̱͎̤͚̳̮̤̳ͨ͐́͛̏̽̒͗́͛̿̽ͫ̅ͫͧ̚͞ͅr̭̍̒̐e̵̶̦̺͎̥̗͉̜̥̘̤ͦ͑̌͗̒̒̂̍͐͋́̍͂ͨ̄̅ͧ i̷̧̛̛̱̳͓̗͎̺̭͙͗̾́ͤͫͬ̿̌͜͠͡͝s̼̩̪͔͔̲̬͓̮̃̌̐ͫͣ̎̿̉͑ͦ̐͒̇̒ͬͯ̚͠ n̸̩̝͍͉̖͎͐͌ͬͩơ̴̸̢͍̠̠͉̺̼̭̜̈́̃͒̒̓̽̓͊ͬ̀ͧ̚ n̴̛͍͖̲͕̗̫͂͐̓̄̚͟eͫ̇̌͆̐ͫͣ̊ͨͮ͝ë͚͇͍̘̭͉̙̩͖̯͖̊̍ͫͫ̀ͥ͘͘d̡̲̳̰̝̫͕͚̓͊ͣͧ͘͢ f͓͟_̷̳̣̞͔̣̻͉̼̾ͣ̀̓̆̏̂̃ͧ̊͋́̃o̸̢̪̤̼̩͖̗̩̻͖ͧ͛̽̏̈́͒̐ͭ̓̂̏̂͛ͧͤͫ͘͜͜r̖̪̼͔͒̽͆ n̴̸̩̬̻̦̞͉͖̞͇͕̈̐̒̆ͤ̃̀̇͂̔ͭ͘͠o̶̢̬̗͈͙̲̮̠̩̐͐ͤ́ͤ͛͋̿ͪ̓͊̽͗ͮ̍̇̃ͫ͟͞͠d̶̛̗͖̫̯͕͇͖͋̇͊ͨͮ̅ͧ͘̕͞s̡̨̛̼̬̥̙̦̹͈̻̯͚̼̬̑̽́̈ͨ̎͑ͤͤͧ́͘̚͟͡ o͇̳͕̊̽ͫ̀͠ŗ̷̷̖ͫ̋̄͜͜ o̼̜th̵̕ė̞͖̘̰͌͊̀͋̆̑ͭ͊r̢̘̹̬͈̘̣ͨͤͦͯ͋͌ͫ̒ͫ̌̐͊ͧ͗̚͢͞͞ v̨̡̝̮͖̩͎̝̍ͥ̓̏ͤ̔̽͒͆̓_̗̯̍ͫ̒͊̚͟ͅĩ̢͈̱͒̍̉̽ͥ͛s͚̜̘͕̜̖̬͍͔̼̅͒̌ͫ̈́͑̓̋ͬ͌͊̆ͧ̕͢͞͠͞͡ú̼͚̞̠̗̻̹̲̣̊̀́̈́͗̕͟͜ă̵̶̛̲̠͕̣̤͍̻̲ͥ͊͛̃̆̍ͤ͂l̯̉͂ͩ̂ͧ͠ c̮̯̥͍ͦ͠u̷̵̡̱̪̝ͤ̀́ͤ͆ͥ̑̌̀͊͠e̞̦̤̖̳̖̗̳͈͚̩̩͒ͬ͊͋̓͒ͦ́͘̕ͅş̶̷̢̧̞͙̘̮̪̞̹͎ͣ̄ͦ͗̈́͊̓̈̊ͦ̂̈͑ͯ͘͠͞.̷̸̴̨̥̼̩̝̩̝̖̹̤͚̓ͦͫ̓̄͐̆̂͋̔͋͌̄ͦͧ͂ T̷̸̢̬̖̰̘͔̒̎̑ͩ͂̀ͫ̂̏͘͟ḩ̦̖͙̙̟̥̪̹͈̟̈͆̍͐̌̋͑͋ͫ̀̔̆̕̕ͅe̠͎͚̗̹͉̫̺͖͚̓̀́̀y̶̨̺̙͙̟̆̂͆̈́ͪ͆̿͋ͪ w̶̴͕͙̘̠͉̲̫̞͉͓̰͋̀͗̋̉͆̅̈́͒͡e̸̺ͫ̉̓ͬŗ̴̢̙̙̹̦͈̻͕̦̬̽̎́͛ͤ̃̄̔ͭͨ̇́̚̕͡ͅe̸͇̺̻̘̻̱ͩ̊ͧ̈ͧ͌ͯ͠͝ a̶ͥ̇l̨̧̗͇͉͓ͤ͒͛ͪ̆̈͗̄̾͞͞_̬͇ͩr̴̶̨̛̫̹̝͗͑̏̀̆ͣ̕̚͢͜͜ȩ̞̮̰̽́͂̆ͪͧ̆͜͜͢_̸̴͕̤̰̽̑a̸̺͑ͧ͐͆̇d̶̡̢̞͖̺̦̹̹̭̣̣̗͊̀̎ͥ̎͋ͥ͂̅ͮ̑̂͆͞͝͝y̸̸̨̧̡̲̟̻͚̼̳̾͗͋̃ͦ̐͋̄͌ͨͥͯͪ̍ͪ̈̐͒̋͞ i̶̟̠̫̠̘͙ͥͬ͐̏͂̍́ͯ͡ͅn̷̨̢̺̠̮̤͚̗̟̔̔ͯ͛̂̃ͤ̂͂ͩ͂ͨ̔͟͠ s̳̤̆͂̄̐̑̊͟y̸͍̤̫͍͖̙ͣ̂͂̉ͬ̀ͮͪ̍͌ͥ͘n̷̨̨̜̰̟̳̘̥̺̳ͫ̔̃͋̐̿ͪ̓͂̃͢͡͝͠c̶̵̖̲̤̞͓͍̲̻͈͊̄̔ͧͤ͛́̊̓ͬ̐ͥ͘͜_̵̬̅͒̕ t̻͓̭͖̆͡h̷̬̭̤̘̩̰̉͑͌̅͘̕͟͢ȅ̡̛̬͕̗̳̬͗ͥ̄͌̌̽̑̚͜ͅ m̢͕̮̩͎̻͓͚͔ͧ͌͂̎̅̓̆̓ͥͩ͌ͤ͘͢͝͝ơ̵̶̸̡̡̗̟̫̪̝̦̘̙͓̙̯̑̓ͬ̃͒̎̐̈ͣ͐̊̀̚͟m̵̝̥̯̙͑̈͑ͤ̿̓̈́ͫe̅̚_͎͉̥͈̙͓̥̲̗̹͓̳̝ͥͬ̿̌́͒ͭ͛̓ͮ͊͜n̵̮̖̱̹̟͕̗̪͛͑ͭ͊͐͆́́ͥͫͣ̅̾̀̅̀̆t̶̸̨̖̻͈͉̱̖̀̿̊ͯͭ̓ͩ̃̒ͪ̌͋̈́̚͘͟_̩̆ͩͭ̐ t̴̛͚̥̀͢͠ḩ̵̴̳̫͈̯̣͈̫̦͕̺̯̀̿̾̇ͦͥ̇́̊̌ͦ͊͘̕͟e̹ÿ̸̨̯̹̦͔́̿͡͝_̵̩͖͙̫̮̮̂ͧͦ̅͛ͭ͊͌̈ s̸̝̻̬͚̰̱̀͒̎̊ͫ́͗͟͠h͇̠̦͖̼̒ͯͬ̿ͯȁ̸̧̢̜̠̥͙̉̿̂͗ͫ̒͌́͂ͧ͐͌͐͝r̢ę̛̣͕̭̩̙̘ͯ̉́ͥ́ͬ̕d̺̭̼̟̱͈̤̯̼̬͛̌͌̃̍ͤ̾̂͐̈́ͪ̅ͦ͑ͨͭ͂͟ ş̛̲̱̻̦̱̀͑̊̋ͨ̀ͪ͆͘͜͝p̸͖̖͕̖̟ác̢̨̨̼͉͇̰̈́̓ͯͣ̌_̙̲̲̟͔̝̰͋́̂͌͊̃ͤ͢e̡̛̲̺̖̦̤̳̼̖ͨ̌ͭ̽̑͊͂̏͒̌̾ͭ͂ͫ͐ͮͨͮ̆́.̴̢̧̡͉̙̫̙͖̯͕̗̣̝̱̓͛͆ͨͭͯ̈̕͘̕ M̶̘͚̘̣̟̪͎̎ͪ͐̎͌̂̀̈̄̕̕͢͢͞i̱̜ͫͪͦ͂ͫ͒͢l̛̮͔̻̤̯̜̯̘͓ͥͤͨͫ͐̈̍̎̇͂͘͜͠͠d̴̵̴͇̹͎̗̓̉̄͂̈͟ͅr͍̄͛̈́̚͢͝e̸̛͓̰̼̪̦̗̠̜̭̙̤ͤͤ̑̒̾ͧ͢͠͞d͚̜͖̼̹͙͆͗ͯ̈́̄͢ͅ wͤä̧̝͇̟͈͎͍͇̻͔́͂̅ͨ̓ͧͥ͂̇͘͘͢s̸̷̢̢̮̖͇͓̼̮̙̦͍̓̽̾ͣ́̒͡ b̶̡̼̭̩̩̮̪̜̳͋̅ͦ̄̒̃̃̓ͅo̷̲̒́r̸̴͚̞͔̹̰̫͙̖̻̙̱̻̮̓͛͛ͨͭ́̿̔̾ͨ̔ͨͦ́͟n̨̢͓̞̭͍̯͚̤̾̑́͌̌ͫ̈̇͘͟͢͞_̩̇ͯ i̸̴̵̛̙̟͙̮̫̜̞̠̲̞̝̜͆ͫͧ̏̒̽̐ͭ̐̽̏̚͡ņ̶̶̰̲͔̑ͥ_̣̘̩̯͙̠͒ͨ́̆ͤͤ͆̆͋͐͘ t̢̛̟̖̪̙͚̠ͦ͑ͩ͞_̗̰̼̥̳͂h̨̦̺̪̭i̢̟͂̀s̨͎̣̦ͬ͛̀̏ͩͫ̾ͣ̐͛͊̾͊̚ n͚̯̤͊̌͋͌̆ͅ_̧̡̖͍̤̹͍̬̟̿ͨͩͯ͌͗͜ẽ͔͓͉͈̲̲̰͚̌͒ͧ͛ͣ͡u͖̰͍̙͇̪̬ͫͥ͌̌̆́̔ͬ̏͐̕͟͝r͚̫̭̱̀́̓͒͛̃̈́͟_̛͖̹ͫͭ̋̾̉͟a̸͆ͣ̎ͨ͗l̤̙ͪ͗̆͗͢͝ n̴ȩ͓̥̖̉͊͗͋͒̑̔̐̓̚͟͠ͅ_̛̙͖̲̤̟͂͐ͥ͘͡t̝͚̼͖̲̹̠̆ͬͬ͂ͣ̾̀̉͗͘͝.ͯ

  • bisou

    so/sp 3w4 6w7 9w1 chosen one

    my name is bisou and I’m a type 3

    our reputation can be pretty nasty,

    but I’m the original Bermuda queen

    yea i’ve been enneagramming since i was 15

    little bitty baby bitch, already pretty mean

    now I’m 36 but my eyes still got that gleam

    2001 and i typed myself without a hitch

    i’m now what’s known as a boss ass bitch,

    yet my inner life is crazy rich

    and now you get to watch me glitch-glitch-glitch

    on GOD pod

    with my squad

    i’ll just bow and accept my applause

    ~ bisou 💋

    ♡ bisou got into the enneagram billions of years ago when she was 15 years old on the eidb, then cycled through some fringe boards before ending up on the fringiest board of them all, called typewatch. she’s interested in going beyond convenient archetypes to understand people of all types as complex individuals who often defy expectations that other typing philosophies commonly fail to appreciate. call her contrarion or call her avant-garde (s’il vous plaît), but bisou is always looking for what’s true over what’s easy.

    she loves traveling and luxuriating in all forms, and is a proud dog mom to two pit bull-mix rescues who are the light of her life ♡

  • thomas

    so/sp 9w1 6w7 3w2 chosen one

    the one dark 9 to rule them all, master of reflection. thomas will ask the questions that hurt you deeply in the most comforting way. he is an artist, father of two cats, and has caused the goblin girles to vibe hard with his attachment powers.

  • mads

    so/sp 5w6 3w2 9w1 m̵̛̹͎̳̬͍̣̰̄̏̌͐̉̊ͨ̔͑̎̐͜͡i̝̯͇̩̥͇͎̠̲͕̞̋́̈́̓̓ͨ̊ͨͅl̵̢̠̮͙̠̣͓̼̾͌͑ͪ̎ͣ̎̓ͧ̕͜͠d̛͎̰̙͔̺̬͕̦̻̺͓̖̲͆͐ͥ͛͆̄͝͡ṛ̸̷̸̨̢̤͇̬̖̦̣͕̹͆ͤ́͑ͦͤ̂ͣ̃ͤ̌̐̄̑͆͆̑̒̅̕̕̚͞͝ẽd̴̗̞̍

    mads is a fan of band-maid.

  • sarah marie

    sp/so 6w7 9w1 2w3 power bottom

    Sarah is an ethereal librarian petting cute animals and holding seances in the Pacific Northwest.

    She’s been enthusiastically putting herself into little boxes since 1999 when she picked up a typology book at the mall. In addition to her Enneagram type, she’s learned that she’s a Taurus, an INFP, a Kibbe Soft Dramatic, and a Soft Summer, amongst other things.

  • lucas

    so/sp 9w1 5w6 3w4 m̮̦̪̰͍̳̫̺̃ͧͣ͂͒ͨ̽͐́̾ͦ͡͝͠ì̶̶̴̢̗̗͇͎͓̤̳̒̂́̓ͭ͊ͣͫͥ͑ͭ̆̚͢͠ļ̵͈͎͇̙̩̥̩͙ͩ̏̂̉̾̾ͮ̑̐̌͆̾͑͘͘͡͡d̵̨̠̟͖̬̘̜͔̺̥̗̖̭̯̜̞̃̃͐͒̅ͯ̌ͥ͌̌͑̏͘r̷̷͙͉̰̥͇̣ͯ̉̀̕̕͟͠͠e̵̜̓͊d̵̨̡͍͕͇̮̲̱̹̙͚͉ͭ̄̐͒̐ͨ̎̾̆̄͊̄ͤͪͥ̌̔̅ͮ̈̚͢͞͝

    “It's not the Brass God that wrecks everything so much as it is all the plane(t)s and timelines that orbit it, singing world-refusals.

    The Surrender of Alinor happened in one hour, but Numidium's siege lasted from the Mythic Era until long into the Fifth. Some Mirror Logicians of the Altmer fight it still in chrysalis shells that phase in and out of Tamrielic Prime, and their brethren know nothing of their purpose unless they stare too long and break their own possipoints.”

  • maksym

  • kaltra

    so/sx 9w8 6w5 3w4 chosen one

    Kaltra fell in love with the Enneagram when she first heard about it 7 years ago and knew she was a 9. Unlike most of her other interests, the love affair with the Enneagram is still ongoing.

  • rhiannon

    sx/so 6w7 9w1 4w3 big divorce energy

    rhiannon stumbled on the enneagram a couple of years ago and immediately typed as a 4. that is, until about a year later, when she finally had to admit that her non-stop anxiety and relentless superego do actually count after all.

    she’s mostly just here to have fun and make collages and learn interesting things about people. but that whole “starting to overcome the ways her personality holds her back and develop actual self-acceptance” thing has been a pretty good side effect. outside the enneagram she likes clothes and writing and designing stuff and trying to learn tarot and singing badly at karaoke. bigfoot is real. that’s about all you need to know, really.

  • regal beagle

    so/sp 7w6 1w2 2w3 mall santa

    Regal Beagle is a man-shaped person residing somewhere in the Mountain time zone of the USA. He first became interested in the Enneagram in 2018 after being introduced to it at seminary. The interest quickly turned into fascination and obsession and he has been furtively trying to unravel its secrets since then. He views it as a tool for both personal and spiritual growth and is deeply interested in the more esoteric aspects of the system.

    Regal Beagle tends to focus on two major things when it comes to the Enneagram. The first is helping educate and inform others about how types are actually structured and how to reflect on one's self as a character to be examined rather than the "I" that you are. The second is how the Enneagram intersects with religion and spirituality, especially Pagan spirituality.

    Interests of his include: philosophy (special focus on ethics and ontology), theology, religion, language, and how people love. When he isn't doing Enneagram stuff he is a gamer, community minister, homemaker, and purveyor of services designed for Pagans and those who are spiritually alternative.

  • mona

    sp/so 6w7 4w5 8w7 emotional vomit

    mona is prison ward to the 6s GoD holds captive in their basement. dressed in leather and equipped with neither chill nor patience, she shall whip the superego from their unfun bones.

  • renée

    sp/sx 9w1 4w3 7w6 crystal shit

    Renée is a bard from the shattered microcontinent of Avalonia. Her harp was forged in a gamma ray burst, its soundboard built of pressed antimony-bitten fern flowers and its strings spun from the entrails of dead languages. When played, it causes red blooms to turn blue and the seasons to progress in reverse.

  • shannon

    sp/so 1w9 3w4 6w7 the manager of karens

    Shannon first found the Enneagram in 2018. When she isn't on an endless quest to pinpoint life's most perfect moments as a professional photographer, she's satisfying wanderlust, and picking locks to the secrets of the universe.

    You can find her divining a key through Enneagram pain in the Goblin realm.

  • p҉n҉i҉g҉a҉l҉i҉o҉n҉

    sp/sx 4w5 5w4 9w1 eternal fetus

    Alienated intrauterine entity made of extreme dissonance performing experimental lobotomies into unspeakable void.

    Avant-gardist chasm indweller.

    Nobody is able to pronounce its name.

    𝟮⃥𝟢̸𝟴⃥𝟦̸